Trouble With Initials

My first breath outside on a winter morning freezes in my face, speaks a frosty puff and then drifts off. When my hand sticks to the icy shovel I'm glad I'm wearing gloves. When the sneaky wind finds a crack in my coat, I feel its frosty grip right through my jeans. Winter is always a surprise on... Sign in to see full entry.

Doesn't matter where I'm going, The winter wind has its own ideas, I just go with the flow... GWS Sign in to see full entry.

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most... Sign in to see full entry.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of... Sign in to see full entry.

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.... Sign in to see full entry.

Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty received a call from a man who asked how Mr. Norton was doing. "Oh, quite well. We expect he'll be released in the morning." "Very good, thank you." "May I ask who is calling so that I can tell Mr. Norton?" inquired... Sign in to see full entry.

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Punderances If the Chief Executive does something for the first time does it set a president? If some reporters do something for the first time does it set a precedent? The dictator went on and on about the lousy neckwear he had received. What a tie rant. Sign in to see full entry.

A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please." The girl behind the counter says, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery truck broke down this morning. We're out of chocolate," "In that case," the man says, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice... Sign in to see full entry.

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking. The... Sign in to see full entry.