Trouble With Initials

Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. (grab a coffee or tea - this one's a little longer than usual) He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see... Sign in to see full entry.

A man goes into a restaurant and the waitress stops him. "Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter". So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there's no necktie to be found. So he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle about. He... Sign in to see full entry.

A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart. "Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!" The woman, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. You're so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him... Sign in to see full entry.

Due to the budget constraints, the following policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business. These policies are effective yesterday: LODGING: All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business. If weather permits, public areas such as parks... Sign in to see full entry.

Paraprosdokian Sentences.... Back a few months ago I posted a series of "paraprosdokian" sentences and thought a few more might be in order to start the humor blog rolling. I had to look up "paraprosdokian" to refresh my memory, and here is the definition: "Figure of speech in which the latter part... Sign in to see full entry.