Trouble With Initials

Well, at long last it looks like all our little repairs are finished and life can get back to normal around here. J. was a big help, but almost went a bit overboard on a couple of bigger jobs that can wait 'til spring. Meanwhile, I have a very sore lower back from helping him finish up....but thats... Sign in to see full entry.

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs.Goldberg were bragging about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride Mrs. Spinelli says, "When they walk home from my house, they're all doubled-over." Without a beat, Mrs. Goldberg answers, "From your... Sign in to see full entry.

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new home: 1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden." 2. "Actually, it's only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground." 3. "Yes,... Sign in to see full entry.

Words of Wisdom from George Carlin, one of America's most popular wise guys: "Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol." "I think I am.Therefore, I am, I think." "I say live and let live. Anyone who can't accept that should be... Sign in to see full entry.

From Shakespeare: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." "Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." "The saying is true, the empty vessel makes the loudest sound." "A politician - one who would circumvent God." "Words pay no debts." "One may smile and smile, and be a... Sign in to see full entry.

More Common Sense Quotes from Kids "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." - Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you." - Rob P, age 8 "If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it." - Steven B, age 8... Sign in to see full entry.

Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye Buddy In our guest room It's been three weeks now Are you leaving us soon? We'll all miss your snoring And carrying on, But please-- Won't you go back To Boca Raton? (or wherever you came from) Sign in to see full entry.

Boil: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. Dessert: The reason for eating a meal. Evaporate: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear... Sign in to see full entry.

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. It was his first time approaching a field during the night time. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied:... Sign in to see full entry.

by the way, just who is this guy, Murphy? 1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leakproof thermoses -- will. 3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. 4. The garbage truck will be... Sign in to see full entry.