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Friday, April 25, 2003

A special note from Nurse Garfield

I wish to thank all of you for reading my blog. I'm not leaving; my human says that humans appreciate thank-you notes. Since The Blogging Network doesn't publish reader addresses, this is the only way I can thank all of you, my generous and loving readers, for donating your money to my human for... Sign in to see full entry.

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4/25/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

In my commuting back and forth between the Deep South and my true home, I found that the felines whom I'm helping to move got stuck on the side of the road. I just got done examining them. I have pledged not to reveal their true clinical condition in order to maintain their privacy; suffice it to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2003

4/23/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am currently somewhere between the Florida Keys and Georgia, helping my feline friends make their literal move. I am also keeping an eye on my idiot brother Michael (GARFIEEELD!), who is attempting to learn to cook, as well as teaching his teacher about the ins and outs of Chicago-style deep-dish... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2003

4/22/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

I have been commuting back and forth - using a secret system known only to cats, called The Tunnel - between my Chicago home and the Florida keys helping my friends move to another Southern state. My most frustrating feline-nursing challenge is to keep a young feline patient of mine safe and out of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2003

4/16/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am horrified at the fact that I have not written in six days! I'm doing something about it now. I have taken an extreme dislike to my litter box. My human has been nagging at me to use it more often for whatever my kidneys produce. Failing all other options, she says that she will use the money... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 10, 2003

4/10/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I would like to begin by thanking everyone who has left comments on this blog over the past 24 hours. It feels good to know that I am reaching so many humans with my ideas, even if they are stated by a cat. The past two days have been relatively calm. I have been staying near my human as much as is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 7, 2003

4/8/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

My human is feeling much better with little or no medical intervention. This heartens me, as her feline nurse, as she is less demanding of my attention. However, I must admit to feeling at least a little useless at times, as my human is more independent and more involved in affairs other than those... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 4, 2003

4/4/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes: Furballs

My human has notified me that another blogger has something called a writing prompt. She also notified me that today's prompt might just be something I have some expertise in, as a feline and feline nurse. Everything from the headline down is a part of this writing prompt, although I do not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 2, 2003

4/2/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am still sitting shiva at my late feline friend's house. My nurses' training is just an excuse to do that, though; many of the cats that are here are very upset and distraught, and need a grief counselor desperately. That has been my primary task: to allow other cats to vent their rage, grief and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2003

4/1/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

It is a very sad day for me. I went over to the house of a very dear feline friend today, to comfort those who mourn her passing. Since this cat's family is Jewish, I was introduced to the custom of sitting shiva. My brother and I went, offering sweet foods in the hope of offering comfort in the... Sign in to see full entry.

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