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Thursday, July 24, 2003

7/24/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Oh, brother. My human is back up to her old tricks. I wish she would just stop hugging me - she reminds me of this cartoon character named Elvira. Those of you who watched Animaniacs with any regularity know this young lady to be a pesty character who would simply squeeze animals to death in the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2003

7/23/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I'm grateful to see that my human finally gave me credit for my duties as her feline nurse. Like every creature, I enjoy the attention, and will do anything within reason to get that attention - including writing in this blog. I'm glad to see my human is giving me what I deserve. If my human manages... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2003

7/22/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I haven't posted here for some time because things have been very dull around here over the weekend. My human is feeling much better, although I did have to shepherd her through a nasty headache yesterday. This is perhaps when I enjoy my job most, although my human admits that she needs to return... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 17, 2003

7/17/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I am pleased to report that my human is feeling much better. In fact, she has become addicted to a new game on AOL - Poppit, where one pops balloons in sequence and (with any luck) wins a huge jackpot. She also seems to like a game called Sweet Tooth, in which one lines up various sweets in a row of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2003

7/16/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Well, my human has yet to contact her doctor. But I did consult with the other humans in the house, and we are all agreed that she should. Her game plan is that if she cannot make an appointment with her physician - the inexperienced one - she shall send him a blistering fax transmission letting him... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2003

7/15/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Oh, brother, it's been a day already. First, my human continues to be very ill. I'm worried, and have attempted - unsuccessfully, I might add - to keep her in bed under the covers. She is feverish - she measures her temperature regularly, which is how she knows. Yet her doctor cannot contact her, as... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 14, 2003

7/14/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

There isn't much to report today, so this entry will be rather brief. I'm pleased to announce that my human is feeling better. At the risk of sounding very immodest, I must say that my nursing care seems to have contributed to this happy state of affairs, thankfully. (Professionals should take... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 12, 2003

7/12/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Thanks to everyone for reading my blog, first of all. I have been visiting friends of mine today, Keren and Ilan. Keren - and yes, that is the correct spelling of this orange furry friend's name - is an extremely friendly kitten who has taken to her meowmie like a duck to water. Her feline sister,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 11, 2003

7/11/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

The focus of today's entry is my human. I'm extremely worried about her, as is everyone in my immediate environment; I just don't know how to state my concerns in a way humans can understand, however, as I speak only cat and perhaps a limited amount of human. The problems are multiple around them. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 10, 2003

7/10/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I apologize for taking the entire month of June off for reasons beyond my control. I must get back to writing more often to satisfy my loyal reader base. For those of you who do not know who I am, I'm Garfield Peters, MSFN, a proud member of the Graduate School Class of 2003. (The MSFN stands for... Sign in to see full entry.

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