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Thursday, May 8, 2003

5/8/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Well, I see my idiot brother has decided to coopt his own blog. Thank goodness - I didn't want him horning into my territory again. The feline surprise birthday party (as opposed to the canine party of a few days ago) went swimmingly. His "SO" (stands for significant other) allowed him to think he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2003

5/6/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Well, the birthday boy - the birthday canine, actually - came into his home with nothing more than a very full stomach and the resultant case of indigestion. Now, these same felines who planned his surprise party are planning another one - this one, apparently, for the canine's feline brother. To... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 5, 2003

5/5/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Well, it seems as if the boys are serious about this birthday-party thing. I just hope I do not have to deal with the injuries which result from a roomful of "boys will be boys" behavior - even if the boys are, in fact, the feline and canine equivalent of geldings. Speaking of geldings and horses, a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 4, 2003

5/4/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today has been a fairly quiet day. However, I have been informed that a group of tomcat friends of mine are having a surprise birthday party for a canine friend, and I might have to be on standby for this event. We all know how rambunctious the boys can get if allowed to do their thing, and they... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 3, 2003

5/3/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Things have finally calmed down on the home front. However, I have had to offer feline nursing assistance to my human's daugher - a person I regard as a furless sister. She works at a movie theater, and the new X-Men movie debuted just the other day. She was forced to work the debut showing at 12:01... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 2, 2003

5/2/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Whatever this bug is, it's spreading among my feline friends' humans. I've just advised a feline friend - whose human sounds like she has a cold - to make sure he becomes a purr bug and to also make sure he cuddles and snuggles his human regularly. Can you believe this selfish brute is more worried... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2003

4/29/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes, with special attention to Chris2303

My human has informed me that a certain Chris2303 has said that she is a tabby cat with a tiny bit of white on her nose, a saucer of milk at the ready and a bell handy to play with. She is most assuredly NOT a tabby! I am a tabby - a calico tabby, according to my evil vet lady. My idiot brother,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 27, 2003

4/28/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

I have had a most satisfactory few hours, tendng to my family's nursing needs. I'm even learning a few advanced-practice things from my brother Michael, idiot though he is. In order to assess the patient's physical appearance, I have found a way to get the patient's attention so that he or she turns... Sign in to see full entry.

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4/27/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

I am pleased to remind my readers that the humans and felines for whom I provided first aid during a very difficult move have arrived at their destination. The human's next job is to try to find housing of her own. I hope to find a way to lend support to her, because she and my human have a lot in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 25, 2003

4/25/2003 Field Notes update

I have very good news. The human associated with the roadside kitties has found a new way to get them to their destination. I am unsure of the rest of my feline friends, who have helped me so much with this move (I'm actually their resident nurse for this trip). But what matters is that these... Sign in to see full entry.

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