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Monday, March 31, 2003

3/31/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

It is getting warm again, finally. I'm enjoying taking the time to sleep and take care of myself for a change. Even feline nursing is very hard work; I take care of my baby boy kitty (my pesky baby brother, as my human so aptly calls him), Michael, in addition to my human. This wears me out, as I am... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 28, 2003

3/28/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

In yesterday's field notes, I failed to document my recent adventure out in the great outdoors. My human lives, by choice, in a neighborhood in which very few people look just like her. As a matter of fact, they use a different human language. Evidently, humans have a very difficult time... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 27, 2003

3/27/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

It has been a rough few days for me, the resident feline nurse of the Peters family. My human went to see the evil vet man today, and she has something called a nasal polyp which has been causing her pain and suffering. She says she is not as sick as she was before I was born, but I am still... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 22, 2003

3/22/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

My human goes into the human vet man on Thursday to doublecheck the illness that has been making her so irritable of late. This is a good thing, in my considered professional opinion, because I can only do a limited amount for her as her officially-assigned feline nurse. Said human has been watching... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2003

3/19/2003 Nurse Garfield's Notes

Well, I have received my first assignment. I have been assigned to - get this - my own family. Evidently, my supervisors at my nursing school were so satisfied with what I have done for my humans that they have assigned me to them, more or less permanently. Unfortunately, it looks as if my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 15, 2003

3/15/2003 Nurse Garfield's notes

I was surprised to see so many comments on my last post. I feel that you humans tend to forget where this blog is located - securely in the fiction section. (After all, when was the last time you saw a cat earn a nursing degree?) I am forced to agree with Mother - which one of us is more in need of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 13, 2003

3/13/2002 Nurse Garfield, Graduate

It's official. I have a piece of paper stating in so many words that I have a Master of Science in Feline Nursing degree. Frankly, I'm glad the ceremony is over. The blue gown, with that damnably uncomfortable cotton "hood" (although I will never for the life of me guess why it's called a "hood"),... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2003

3/11/2003 Nurse Garfield's notes

Good morning. I apologize for being so careless in forgetting my notes for the past few days. However, I have been a very busy nurse. I am still caring for my human, and am supervising my idiot brother Michael, who is caring for his human while said human has a nasty head cold of his own. On... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 7, 2003

3/7/2003 Nurse Garfield's notes

Mother, my resident human, must be improving, as she is no longer allowing me to transgress her rules. If I act as if I wish to go outside and play in the snow, I am summarily sent away from the front door of my residence, and am chastised for good measure. Next week, I am formally getting the piece... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 6, 2003

3/6/2003 - Nurse Garfield's notes

My human finally got some medicine for that sinus infection. If it doesn't work, she will see another evil vet lady, just in case the problem is something deeper than she'd been led to believe. I have been taking care of her the best way I, a feline nurse, know how. Although she says I'm helping her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Want to know what your cats do when you're not around? Find out here. (This blog has been inspired by some of the feline "adventures" written about on the Yahoo! email list Cyberkat.)

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