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Saturday, May 31, 2003

5/31/2003 Nurse Garfield's Graduation Speech

Guinevere: Dear graduates of the Feline School of Nursing, welcome to the blinkityblinking graduating class of our esteemed school. I am proud to start our festivities off by introducing our speaker, Miss Garfield Peters, a fine feline nurse who has just received her advanced degree from our... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 29, 2003

5/29/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Well, Saturday is The Big Day for the BSFN grads. I'm going to give the graduation speech, as you all know. The only problem is that my friends are apparently still sick. I say "apparently" because I haven't heard from them in a while, and I'm - ahem - worried sick about them, not a good thing for a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 24, 2003

5/24/2003 A Nurse's Work Is Never Done

In the midst of preparing my commencement speech, I found out that my ministrations were needed Down South. A group of feline friends has a messy gastrointestinal virus; their humans are distraught, sleepless, and in need of serious help from us feline nurses. Guinevere Pumpkin has been called in on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 23, 2003

5/23/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today, for the first time, I actually managed to practice what human nurses call assessment skills. My other human - the one with the perpetually bad feet - asked me to identify any areas of bruising or injury he was unable to see or identify for himself, and I am told I passed the test with 100%... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2003

5/20/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Today has been very calm. For that matter, the past few days have been very calm. This is a good thing, too, as I have been going through the Tunnel system providing nursing care to a number of new "peeps" - kittens. One already has a urinary-tract infection, poor little thing. And she's just a wee... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 16, 2003

5/16/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Hello, everyone. I'm fresh from a tour of duty with some of my feline friends. They went out on yet another adventure, and I had to sneak through the tunnel to treat their injuries, good feline nurse that I am. I am also in the process of writing my speech for the graduation ceremony I am to attend... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003

5/14/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

The past few days have been extraordinarily quiet. My major pursuit has been to try to get my human to change my water. I am very finicky about fresh water, preferring fresh water hourly, but that is impossible in this environment. Fortunately, my humans are doing very well. Things are finally... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 12, 2003

5/12/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

This is the last day of National Nurses' Week, and frankly, I'm glad. I have received so much attention from my feline nursing colleagues that I am utterly exhausted and unable to function as a feline nurse. This is not a good thing, as you can imagine, so I took a break overnight. I feel refreshed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 10, 2003

5/10/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

Tomorrow is Feline Nurses' Day, set aside as a part of National Nurses' Week. I am pleased that our hard work as feline nurses is being recognized so soon after the feline branch of the profession was founded. To that end, I am setting aside some time to honor my chief nursing professor, Guinevere... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 9, 2003

5/9/2003 Nurse Garfield's Field Notes

May 6-12, 2003, dear readers, is National Nurse's Week! I'm about three days late in celebrating this momentous occasion, and considering that it's the first Nurses' Week I'm eligible to celebrate as a working feline nurse, that's a huge oversight on my part. (I went straight from my BSFN work to... Sign in to see full entry.

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