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Wednesday, March 5, 2003

3/5/2003 Nurse Garfield's notes

Today should be much easier, as I have finally convinced my human to see her evil vet lady. However, I am extremely concerned about her, and have had no hesitation in showing it. Her sinus infection is a worrisome problem in my opinion. I can't lay on her lap without her coughing, and that coughing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2003

3/4/2003 Nurse Garfield's musings

I was finally able to persuade my human to make an appointment with her evil vet lady. She doesn't sound too good, frankly, and she needs to see the doctor badly. In just over a week, I receive the piece of paper stating that I have a Master of Science in Feline Nursing degree. I wonder what a group... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 3, 2003

3/3/2003 Nurse Garfield's home notes

I must encourage my human to visit her evil vet lady. Her health problems have gone beyond my expertise. I do care a great deal for my human, and depend on her for my survival, so I have a vested interest in seeing to it that she takes care of herself. We are expecting snow in my area today. I hope... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 2, 2003

3/2/2003 Nurse Garfield's field notes

After the recent coopting of this blog by my idiot brother, I have regained control (much to my pleasure) and have chosen to update my beloved readers on my progress. Questions have been asked as to whether or not I plan on becoming a licensed nurse. This would be rather hard, as I have trouble... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 28, 2003

2/28/2003 - Michael coopts the journal

Hello, folks. This is Michael - the official Black Cat of the Peters family - coopting the Secret Life of Cats blog for the day. I wanted to give Garfield a rest. Besides, you folks don't know me very well yet, and it's about time you got to know me. Like I said, I'm jet black. I'm neutered, and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 27, 2003

2/27/2003 Nurse Garfield, MSFN

Last evening, I completed my advanced-practice training as a registered feline nurse. I feel it's a good thing that I do not need to give shots or perform any other human nursing function to obtain this advanced degree. What I learned instead was the art of caring for the patient in need. Believe... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2003

2/26/2003: Nurse Garfield's diary

Today is a gratifying day. I am, however, extremely worried about my human, who persists in overextending herself. I am dictating this to her before I head off to take a one-day postgraduate training course at the Cherry Ames School of Nursing and Crime Solving, but it is worth noting that she may... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 25, 2003

2/25/2003 - Nurse Garfield's Journal

It's been a rough day of providing feline nursing care of the highest standard. My hoomin - the one with the annoying cough and runny nose - insisted on going out yesterday against my better nursing judgment. I must warn her not to make the same mistake today, for fear of a relapse. I have resigned... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 24, 2003

2/24/2003: Feline nursing school

I regret to inform readers of this blog that I have been extremely busy of late, acting as a nurse in good standing to my human mother. She tells me that during her recent illness, I have consistently delivered excellent nursing care - better than that delivered by some human nurses of her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 12, 2003

2/12/2003

Good afternoon, my subjects. This is Garfield Peters speaking. One of my humans, Mother, watched something called the Westminster Kennel Club dog show last night. It was conveyed to her through a strange square box showing moving pictures on it. Mother calls this box a television set. Her favorite... Sign in to see full entry.

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