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Note to Jemmie
Jemmie,
Michael gets very upset at thunderstorms and other such loud noises. This is how he earned his nickname "weener boy" from his human sister. That is also why I choose to call him "foo" - I expect him to go to Foo Skool this next fall. I also expect him to start wreckorating the house (that's how cats redecorate their humans' houses - we wreckorate them).
Thank you very much for commenting.
Yours truly,
Garfield Peters, MSFN, Class of 2003
posted by
kidnykid
on April 16, 2003 at 10:00 AM
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A Human Speaking of Her Feline Owners
Since humans cannot own a cat, I must speak of my furry feline friends as my owners.
It's interesting to think about what is going through their minds.
Baby-Grrl: I love my female human. I love my female human! I will show her by drooling on her!
Squeaky: Bells? Feathers? Where's the toys? Where's the toys? Gotta have the toys!
Chochi: Yeah, whatever. Do whatever you damn-well please, but know that I might kill you for it.
Only last night, Squeaky wasn't as hyperactive as normal. The thunderstorm we had was pretty spectacular: bright lightning and BOOMing thunder. It was Squeaky's first such storm. He was pretty terrified. Just stayed on the back of a chair with his claws firmly planted deep inside the cushioning. Poor little guy
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Jemmie211
on April 11, 2003 at 4:03 PM
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