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Thursday, May 8, 2003

Gimmicks of bloggers to reach the top!

A trick might work to get a blogger to the top of the blogging boards, but it takes substance to remain there. Readers are unwilling to tolerate bloggers who try to use every captivating topic in the book to get their attention. They check you out, and if you are logging to their likings, they will... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 7, 2003

50 years old arzz!

A lady came home to tell her hubby that: the doctor told her that she had breasts of a 20 years old- and that she felt so great! The hubby asked her, what the doctor had to say about her 50 years old ass? She replied, that the doctor did not mentioned him at all. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 5, 2003

The drive is on to be #1 in the blog categories!

It appears that the forces of blogging are hard at work to be read, and to be outstanding. So, the drive is on to reach the top by the ambitious bloggers. It’s a healthy affair as we compete for the favor of our readers. Some are trying harder than others, and perhaps missing the real essence of web... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 2, 2003

garrie nuts!

garrie must be going out of his mind. I wonder how many persons he has advised about what, and how they should write in their personal diaries. It’s madness to the limits mon! Blog and forget about the foreign lectures, because individuals will log according to their perspective; that’s genuine... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 1, 2003

...idiots without strength of mind

Individuals, who drink alcoholic beverages and cannot control themselves in the act, are like idiots without strength of mind. It is intriguing to witness someone being transformed into a monstrous character under the influence of the “fire water”- for instance. It is further mind boggling when... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

My encounter with a dense mentality…

I had posted a canine disease notice in an online community. It described in full details the nature of the spreading infection, and what precautions owners needed to take to protect their dogs. It also included contacts for the relevant authorities, if further understanding was necessary. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

The Shooting of Linda Burnett

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws. While there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 28, 2003

Do-It-Yourself Brain Surgery?!

In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked officers to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 27, 2003

Idiots' Story

Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51,who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 25, 2003

True stupid stories

Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur from his chemical weapons and create an atmospheric condition known as Los Angeles. http://3gold.com/jokes/ Sign in to see full entry.

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