<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Idiotic_Blog"><title>"Blogging is for idiots only!" - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/</link><description>Are you an idiot?</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/923122" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/830605" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/825802" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/768259" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/747243" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/707200" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/694509" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/650764" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/650421" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/650256" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/923122"><title>If you love Donald Trump... or don't give a shit about The Donald</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/923122</link><description>If you love Donald Trump - send me some funds with the caption: Love Trump @ paypal.me/dennisdames Or, If you don't give a shit about Donald Trump - then send me some funds nontheless @ paypal.me/dennisdames - with the caption: No Trump for Me. Thank you in advance for your contribution.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/830605"><title>...5-inch sex toy in woman’s vagina that had been there for 10 YEARS...</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/830605</link><description>Surgeons discover 5-inch sex toy in woman’s vagina that had been there for 10 YEARS By Daily Mail Reporter: A Scottish woman walked around with a five-inch sex toy inside her for 10 years without realising, doctors have reported. The 38-year-old woman arrived at hospital c omplaining of severe...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/825802"><title>Man with penis stuck in PIPE for TWO DAYS has the world's weirdest excuse</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/825802</link><description>By David Raven: A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS. Lian Tien came up with possibly the world's most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder - he was painting in the nude and slipped. The 61-year-old said his 'private parts' became stuck in a...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/768259"><title>Dogs in Vietnam: Not just for dinner anymore</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/768259</link><description>HANOI (Reuters) - Relatives offered words of comfort to a teary-eyed woman paying her last respects as an undertaker slammed shut the door of the cremation chamber and flames engulfed the small coffin of a cherished family member. The hastily arranged prayers, cremation and scattering of ashes in...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/747243"><title>Smallest Penis Contest Winner Tells Us Why He's Proud To Be Less Endowed</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/747243</link><description>By Marc Yearsley: On Saturday, a Bushwick bar held a contest to crown the "smallest penis in Brooklyn." The winner, Nick Gilronan, actually resides in Queens, but that didn't stop him from walking away with the title and $200 cash. In this exclusive interview, he opens up about his junk and...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/707200"><title>Report: Thieves target toilet paper at NM diner</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/707200</link><description>ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — A New Mexico restaurant employee says he's now seen it all, after three men left his diner with rolls of toilet paper and were nabbed in the parking lot by police. Burgers, Dogs and Wings employee Josh Flannery-Stewart tells KOAT-TV (http://bit.ly/rtVXdL ) in Albuquerque...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/694509"><title>New suicide pill</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/694509</link><description>New suicide pill KG-451 now available. Side effects: headache, vomitting and itch. Do not take more than once. 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So why don't we all make it an extra effort to increase the pot through smart network marketing - idiots!?</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/650256"><title>Blogging Mania</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Idiotic_Blog/650256</link><description>We are blogging like it's going out of style; even though much of the things that we address are worthless. We don't care nontheless, as we are exercising our God given rights to be as annoying as is possible to those who seek salvation in our worthless works. There are no bloggers on the Forbes...</description></item></rdf:RDF>