"Blogging is for idiots only!"

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What... Sign in to see full entry.

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my... Sign in to see full entry.

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with,... Sign in to see full entry.

A hairdresser in Colombia believes he has the baldness problem licked. The barber from Pereira, which is approximately 100 mile east of the Bogota capital, uses a special tonic and has an actual cow massage his clients scalp with its tongue to encourage hair growth. One of the customers said the... Sign in to see full entry.

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table." The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom. He... Sign in to see full entry.

> > One of the long awaited moments of each New Year is > > the announcement of The Annual Darwin Award: the > > prestigious recognition of those people who, by their > > own incredible, conscious actions remove their > > apparently faulty DNA/chromosomes from the gene pool - > > making it a safer... Sign in to see full entry.

How did the telephones get married? In a double ring ceremony! Why did the child study in the aeroplane? He wanted a higher education! Why was the broom late? It over swept! Do you know the time? No, we haven't met yet! What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy! What runs but never walks? Water! How do... Sign in to see full entry.

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995 Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 22 Alcohol ads promote drinking. -The Hartford Courant, November 18 Official: Only rain will cure drought. -The Herald-News, Westpost,... Sign in to see full entry.

AHH, THAT'S BETTER! A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years. OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! A lawyer defending a man accused of... Sign in to see full entry.

Idiot: Member of a large and powerful group of humanity whose influence is deeply impressed in all aspects of human society. Two idiots went into a movie theater to see a horse race film. The first idiot said to his companion, "I'll bet you \$5 that No. 2 will win the race." The second idiot agreed... Sign in to see full entry.