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Wednesday, April 23, 2003

An idiot's tale... IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

A True Idiot's Story...

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 21, 2003

Idiot Stories - Hair Retention

A hairdresser in Colombia believes he has the baldness problem licked. The barber from Pereira, which is approximately 100 mile east of the Bogota capital, uses a special tonic and has an actual cow massage his clients scalp with its tongue to encourage hair growth. One of the customers said the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 20, 2003

Doc, I'm Constipated

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table." The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom. He... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 19, 2003

True Idiot Stories- Darwin Awards for the Year 2000:

> > One of the long awaited moments of each New Year is > > the announcement of The Annual Darwin Award: the > > prestigious recognition of those people who, by their > > own incredible, conscious actions remove their > > apparently faulty DNA/chromosomes from the gene pool - > > making it a safer... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 18, 2003

Silly jokes

How did the telephones get married? In a double ring ceremony! Why did the child study in the aeroplane? He wanted a higher education! Why was the broom late? It over swept! Do you know the time? No, we haven't met yet! What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy! What runs but never walks? Water! How do... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 17, 2003

TRUE Newspaper Headlines...OY!

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995 Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 22 Alcohol ads promote drinking. -The Hartford Courant, November 18 Official: Only rain will cure drought. -The Herald-News, Westpost,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

oops!

AHH, THAT'S BETTER! A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years. OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! A lawyer defending a man accused of... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Idiot Jokes

Idiot: Member of a large and powerful group of humanity whose influence is deeply impressed in all aspects of human society. Two idiots went into a movie theater to see a horse race film. The first idiot said to his companion, "I'll bet you \$5 that No. 2 will win the race." The second idiot agreed... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 14, 2003

Idiot's Delight

Some evidence that the gene pool may need a little chlorine. Enjoy -- Mark Haller Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me... Sign in to see full entry.

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