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Tuesday, December 2, 2003

Abolish Blogging Now!!!

Blogging’s weapons of mass destruction are here on the network! People are blogging their hearts out for pennies, and are contributing to the demise of the human race in the process. This should not be, as self-inflicted suicide for the sake of cents should be outlawed Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 17, 2003

WEEK AT THE GYM: ONE MAN'S STORY

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for... Sign in to see full entry.

>Subject: typewriter

>A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" > > >to indicate that they wanted to have sex without > > >letting their children in on it. They decided on the > > >word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five > > >year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy > > >needs to type... Sign in to see full entry.

A Penis Request...

>I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the >following reasons: >I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge >head first into >everything I do. I do not get weekends or public >holidays off. I work in >a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work >in a dark workplace... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 30, 2003

>Subject: Two good questions.

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were > > blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, > > would you recommend that she have an abortion? > > > > > > Read the next question before looking at the answer >... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

We expect politicians to lie to us…

Study shows that we know that politicians lie, and we tolerate- and expect them to do so. Why then do we anticipate so much from politicians when we know that they are not true to their words? It’s ironic, isn’t it? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 12, 2003

Jayson Blair’s Journalistic folly at the New York Times…

He has embarrassed a major news publication in the United States of America with his dishonest reporting, and he has made history in journalism with his false coverage on a number of major stories including- The D.C., Sniper case- and rescued American POW, Army private Jessica Lynch. Young Jayson... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 10, 2003

What a silly blogger you are!

Oh, you are a silly blogger- blogging your silliness for the world to see. You are mad, and you are insane- but readers must love it. You rise to the top with your craziness, and you are persistent with manufacturing your asinine characteristics in words for the world to see. You might be... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 9, 2003

Blogging is not Blogging?

If you truly believe that blogging is not blogging, then your momma is not your momma too! It follows also, that your papa is not your papa- and you are not you! Why do you insist on being idiotic when readers are demanding ‘good sh [one] t!’ Any old how- you have your rights and privileges as well... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 8, 2003

Gimmicks of bloggers to reach the top!

A trick might work to get a blogger to the top of the blogging boards, but it takes substance to remain there. Readers are unwilling to tolerate bloggers who try to use every captivating topic in the book to get their attention. They check you out, and if you are logging to their likings, they will... Sign in to see full entry.

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