"Blogging is for idiots only!"

Are you as a blogger aware of the fact - that if you say yes to blogging for a living, you would starve to death eventually? Why are you attempting to blog for a decent paycheck - when you know that you are swimming against the waves helplessly? Why are bloggers sophisticated idiots, and most are in... Sign in to see full entry.

I have had remarks by stupid bloggers - that were prepared in anticipation of the many idiotic questions posed. They admitted them accordingly, and respectively in their own time. Well, here is another question: How often do you experience a blogit orgasm blogging, and if so - are the orgasmic... Sign in to see full entry.

If you consider yourself a blogger with sense - then why haven't you been blogging as long as the idiotic bloggers here, and around the web who operate most of the blogs in long standing? It's ironic, isn't it - that idiots appear to be more blog savvy, that so many who are under the notion that... Sign in to see full entry.

I have conducted a survey of bloggers favorite person, and was suprised to find that most of the thousands of bloggers asked - really do love George Bush #43. What's more, the majority of Bush lovers are closet fans. Bloggers of blogit are especially fond of Mr. Bush #43 - but would not publically... Sign in to see full entry.

Why do you blog when you could be doing better things? What's your motivation, and your intention? Your blog doesn't mean shit to me and billions of others, yet you continue to fatten your online log with trash that the public has no taste for. Who is reading you, and are you making a profit after... Sign in to see full entry.

Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father > > >>>>for some > > >>>>tips on what to do, since > >he has never been with a woman before. > > >>>>"So what do I do first?" > > >>>>His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed." 5 > > >>>>minutes later Sipho's on the... Sign in to see full entry.

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. > >While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, >she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two >months and eight days to live." > >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay... Sign in to see full entry.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker > > function and begins > > to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > > > > MAN: "Hello" > > > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" > > > > MAN: "Yes" > >... Sign in to see full entry.

Have faith in a power greater than yourself! A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting >>next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she >>must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?" >> Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and... Sign in to see full entry.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. > > > > 2. Only in America...are there > > handicap parking places in front of a > > skating rink. > > > > 3. Only in America......do drugstores > > make the sick walk all the way to the > > back of the store to get... Sign in to see full entry.