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Sunday, April 13, 2003

LICENSE TO STEAL ... Stupid people story

Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck. They panicked and fled, leaving the chain still attached to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 12, 2003

To be an idiot or not... [from Solomon the wise blogger]

"My school principal was an idiot. My college professor was an idiot. All of my supervisors have been idiots. I guess the key to success, is to just be an idiot." Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 11, 2003

40 Fun things to do in an elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!' 2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly. 3. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 5. Shave. 6.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 10, 2003

Bar Jokes...

A plate of spagetti walks into bar. The bartender says "Get out of here, we don't serve food!" Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws them out, yelling "Can't you read the sign?! I don't serve strings." The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out. Finally, one of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 9, 2003

Insanity

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity! At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Insist that your email address is: Xena_Warrior_Princess@companyname.com or... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 8, 2003

Hall of Stupidity

Top 30 Allusions to Stupidity: 1. A few clowns short of a circus. 2. A few fries short of a happy meal. 3. A few beers short of a six pack. 4. A few peas short of a casserole. 5. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 6. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl. 7. One taco short of a combination... Sign in to see full entry.

Memory's Going

An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 7, 2003

The 2 Bums!

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 6, 2003

A bunch of better idiots!

These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a "better idiot" can be invented. "Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?" "Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'?" (Actual... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 5, 2003

Stupid Questions?

Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity. (Source: Outside Magazine) Grand Canyon National Park... Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? I bought tickets for the... Sign in to see full entry.

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