All You Can Eat (A True Story)
Seven hungry heifers entered an All You Can Eat At 30 bucks a head, they took to their 14 seats Crab Legs was the fare in this unfair tale of woe When they reached their 64th order, The Man said, 'It's time to go.' 'We're simply out of Crab Legs,' Said the owner of ill repute But one mad cow noticed... Sign in to see full entry.