Thinking Out Loud.: Third-Grade Conspiracy

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Friday, April 4, 2008

Third-Grade Conspiracy

Bobby: OK, so here's the plan. After recess, Mrs. DeMarque buys the farm. Joey: Buying what? I thought we was going to kill her?! Lucy: Ssssh! Why don't you broadcast it to the world, doofus? Bobby: Buying the farm is a menopause that means killing her. Now, Robbie, did you bring the steak knife?... Sign in to see full entry.

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