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"Herro, Biff's Chinese Takeout. This Cheng speaking." "Hey, Cheng, my name's Dan. Power’s out, because of the hurricane, and I've got a houseful of hot, hungry people and you guys are the only place open -- thank God. You're a lifesaver, Cheng." "Rifesaver, rike candy? Ha ha, no, I work Chinese... Sign in to see full entry.