I filed a restraining order against my mailman today. Mail-person... she-mail... Female-man? He's a she mailman. Anyway, let me explain. You see, we shared one night of blissfully romantic, satisfyingly sensual, chick-in-coop, full throttle, hot-water-bottle-in-peach-flavored-KY-youso slippery,... Sign in to see full entry.