Oh no you didn't!

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Heard on the radio this morning. "I come from a family of eight. When my brothers and sisters decided to play twister they wouldn't let me play. So, I put vaseline on the color circles." Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2020

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Monday, August 3, 2020

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Sunday, August 2, 2020

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Saturday, August 1, 2020

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Friday, July 31, 2020

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Thursday, July 30, 2020

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Wednesday, July 29, 2020

A woman goes into the doctor and tells him she is having digestive problems. "Oh, tell me your routine." "I get up and feed the family and then about 8:15 I have a bowel movement." The doctor runs tests and tells her. "You have 3 intestinal worms. We need to operate." The three worms hear. The first... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 27, 2020

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Sunday, July 26, 2020

lil johnny for adnohr

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You... Sign in to see full entry.

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