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Thursday, June 29, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

lil johnny strikes again and he sure does know a lot about sex!

Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” Little Johnny thinks about... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Teacher: George Washington chopped down his daddy's cherry treee and he also admitted to doing it. Do you know why he wasn't punished for it? Lil Johnny: Because George was holding an axe? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 23, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

One day while Johnny's dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said, "Dad what's that hanging between your legs?" "Oh Johnny that's my nerve and your's will be this big one of these days", replies Johnny's dad. Anyway the next day while in school Johnny really had to pee so he... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!" Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 19, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's father asked for report card. Johnny replied, "I don't have it." "Why not?" His father asked. "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 18, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

A Concerned mother warns her little boy, "don't look at naked women or you'll turn to stone." Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women. But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked. Johnny remembered what his mother... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable. Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words? After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. Great Jane that... Sign in to see full entry.

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