Oh no you didn't!

Sunday, August 27, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

During the soccer match little Johny sits in the front row. His friend asks: How did you get tickets? From my brother - respond Petya. And where is your brother? At home. Looking for his ticket. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who screws the stork?" Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 18, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?" To this, the mother says,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

Teacher: "Why did you laugh?" Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra." Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..." Teacher: "Why did you laugh?" Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra." Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month." The teacher bends to pick a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: "Can I see your dad?" Johnny: "No, he's in the shower." Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?" Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too." Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?" Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Riddle me this

Okay....let's see who can get this one Who was the least guilty president? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 31, 2017

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 24, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. 'If you had ten dollars,' said the teacher, 'and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?' 'Ten,' said Little Johnny firmly. 'Ten?' the teacher said 'How do you make it ten?' 'Well,' replied... Sign in to see full entry.

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