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Thursday, January 18, 2018

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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

quarantine

"I hate to have to tell you this", said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, "but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna." "That's terrible!" Said the distraught young man, quickly... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2018

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Saturday, January 13, 2018

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Thursday, January 11, 2018

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Monday, January 8, 2018

My sister

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Saturday, January 6, 2018

The highway department has been posting puns and jokes to get people to drive better...My fave so far is Did you run out of blinker fluid? and after you finish scratching your head and spitting out your coffee...you know who you are! Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Irishman

A Texan goes into an Irish bar and challenges them. I hear all of you are hard drinkers. I will give $500 to anyone of you who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back. No one takes him up on the offer. One man leaves and comes back 30 minutes later. He taps the Texan on the back. Is your bet... Sign in to see full entry.

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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 1, 2018

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