Oh no you didn't!

Monday, September 18, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

SEXUAL NATURE One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight"... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?" His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?" Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..." Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 9, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating." The teacher says, "No, I said, fascinate." Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life." The teacher again says, "No, the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's father farted. The son asked his father: "What was that?" His father said: "My sweet that is 'north wind'" When he went to school the teacher asked the class: "Who knows the direction of the north wind? Little Johnny shouted: "My daddy's butt!" Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

Teacher: "Who can tell a story?" Little Johnny: "Our maid's butt." Teacher: "Why?" Little Johnny: "Last night daddy touched her butt and was whispering: 'A wonderful story.'" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely pooped my pants then..." Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 1, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked. "I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 31, 2017

lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal." The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six." Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs." The other two... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?" Mrs Roberts is shocked, "Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!" Little Johnny is relieved, "OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework." Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!" Sign in to see full entry.

Page: << First  < Previous  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10 ..  Next > Last >> 

Headlines (What is this?)

Referrals - About Us - Press - Terms of Use - Privacy Policy - Conduct Policy
Copyright © 2017 Shaycom Corporation. All rights reserved.