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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

puns to you

One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted. When they asked the two monocles why they never got together, they said they'd like to, but didn't want to make spectacles of themselves. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 30, 2015

puns to you

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did. Sign in to see full entry.

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knock knock adnohr

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on a bicycle? Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 29, 2015

knock knock adnohr

Knock-Knock Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning! Sign in to see full entry.

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puns to you

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with athlete's foot. Where did the kittens go on their class trip? To a mewseum. Sign in to see full entry.

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for adnohr knock knock

knock knock who's there oddley hee oddley hee who I didn't know you could yodel Sign in to see full entry.

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lil johnny on the loose again

Lil Johnny had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 28, 2015

what we learn in movies

15 things we wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for the movies 1. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. 2. You're very likely to survive any... Sign in to see full entry.

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manuscript

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, pointing out that if there were an error... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 27, 2015

knock knock

Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up! Sign in to see full entry.

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