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Friday, March 27, 2015

lil johnny on the loose again

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

dentist

Mrs. Kinsey was one of those women with a natural curiosity. She had to know everything about everything. “How is it,” she asked the dentist one day, “that such little hole in my tooth feels so big to my tongue?” “Well,” said the dentist, “you know how a woman’s tongue exaggerates.” Sign in to see full entry.

knock knock

Knock, Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

seance

A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello Margaret, this is meeee..." "Fred," she answered.... Sign in to see full entry.

cannibals yikes

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

science groaner

Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125... Sign in to see full entry.

marriage

A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for? He replied, “The expiration date.” Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 23, 2015

medicine man...

One day the son of the big chief comes to the Medicine man and says "Big Chief no fart!" So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son comes back and says "Big Chief no fart!" So the Medicine man says "give him 2 pills every 3 hours come back to me... Sign in to see full entry.

It's the fashion

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally, conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earring.” “Don’t make a big... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

75 flights of stairs

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill... Sign in to see full entry.