did you hear the one about?
Did you hear that they discovered a dope ring at the Antartian factory? It was 5 Antarians trying to read a blueprint. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
elderly woman
An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this, the waiter walked over to her and politely said,"Lady that soup don't need no more salt". Sign in to see full entry.
campaign
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma!!!," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!!!" "Honestly?", his... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 22, 2015
Riddle me this
Q: What do smart Antartians and UFO's have in common? A: You always hear about them, but you never see them. Sign in to see full entry.
Riddle me this
Why did the Antartian woman give her fiance wool socks? She didn't want him to get cold feet. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 21, 2015
Riddle me this
Q: What do you call 20 Antartians in a freezer? A: Frosted flakes. Sign in to see full entry.
overheard
Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts. When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. The boys decided that would... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 19, 2015
lil johnny on the loose
The teacher knows lil johnny is advanced in reading and spelling. They are reviewing vocabulary so she avoids calling on him. She knows if she asks for a word that begins with the letter a that lil johnny will say ass so instead she calls on Mary Lou who says apple. This continues on down the... Sign in to see full entry.
Riddle me this
How does a tree get pregnant? By a woodpecker of course! Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Riddle me this
Q: Why can't Antartians put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammer. Q: Did you hear about the Antartian who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. Sign in to see full entry.