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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

exam results

A student burst into his professor’s office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award." Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

kiss

A young lady to her friends: "You know I have never been kissed by any man except my husband." One friend: "Are you boasting or complaining?" Sign in to see full entry.

friendship

Two women are talking about marriage. One woman says: “ I wonder if my husband will love me when my hair is gray.” “Why not? He’s loved you through three shades already.” Replied her friend. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 8, 2015

mama

A young woman came back from her honeymoon and called her mother. "Mama, I need to see you right away." The mother ran over to her daughter’s house. The daughter said, "Mama I have to leave my husband, I just can't stay with him." The mother advised her daughter "Now look here, your married to him... Sign in to see full entry.

sign

A posted in a couples home...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

blonde strikes again

Q: What did the blonde do when he missed Bus number 6? A: She took Bus number 3 twice!!! Sign in to see full entry.

the art of eating

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?" The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.” Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 5, 2015

family

After spending all day putting in a new cement walk, Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it. After screaming viciously at the kids, he came back inside, only to find his wife scowling. “How could you do that?” she asked. “It’s just a walkway, and" he... Sign in to see full entry.

lil johnny on the loose again

Lil Johnny was doing his homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes? “Don’t ask me,” said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house.” Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Signs you've had too much of the '90s Part II

21. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined. 22. It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer. 23. You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire. 24. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or... Sign in to see full entry.