widow
A recently widow says to her friend, “Oh don’t talk to me about lawyers” “I’ve had so much trouble settling my late husband’s estate that I sometimes wish he hadn’t died….” Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 28, 2015
fishing
Two old buddies went fishing and one lost his dentures over the side of the boat in rough weather, so his prankster friend removed his own false teeth, tied them on his line and pretended he had caught the missing gnashers. Unhooking the teeth, his grateful mate tried to put them into his mouth,... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, June 27, 2015
Riddle me this
Q: What do you call it when an Antartian gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant possession Sign in to see full entry.
smack!
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track?... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 26, 2015
Riddle me this
Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer? A: There is White-Out on the screen. Sign in to see full entry.
dr dr
A man visits his doctor and says, doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes. The doctor asks have you seen a psychiatrist? The patient says, "No Only green Martians!" Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
mothballs
Six packets of mothballs, please,” said an old lady to the chemist. “But I sold you six packets yesterday.” “I know, but my aim’s not very good and I keep missing them.” Sign in to see full entry.
did you hear the one about?
Did you hear that they discovered a dope ring at the Antartian factory? It was 5 Antarians trying to read a blueprint. Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
elderly woman
An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this, the waiter walked over to her and politely said,"Lady that soup don't need no more salt". Sign in to see full entry.
campaign
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma!!!," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!!!" "Honestly?", his... Sign in to see full entry.