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Thursday, December 10, 2015

For Krisles

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili cook off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome! Grab a tissue, this is hilarious. Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

dishes

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where... Sign in to see full entry.

farmer n his mule

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. To no avail, she kept nagging them at every... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Just had to share this!

Two women encounter each other after dying. #1: How did you die? #2 I froze to death! #1 How horrible! #2 Not really. At first I was shaking so bad from the cold but then I became so warm and fell asleep and died. How did you die? #1 I had a massive heart attack. I was so sure my husband was... Sign in to see full entry.

lamaze

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is... Sign in to see full entry.

3 men

Three guys go on a skiing holiday together and to save money they rented only one room. After a full day on the slopes, they return to their room, exhausted and cold. To keep warm, they all sleep in the same bed. The next morning, the guy on one side of the bed says he had a funny dream that some... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 7, 2015

riding the train

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of... Sign in to see full entry.

costume party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need on his good time being... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

rabbi tax audit

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man named Shea) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he... Sign in to see full entry.

W changing a lightbulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; 4. One to arrange the... Sign in to see full entry.