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Sunday, February 5, 2017

racing

There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulled up next to him. Cletus had never seen anything like this... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

interview

A lady goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The lady counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh.. 22!". The interviewer looks at her a little puzzled and then tries... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 3, 2017

in a wreck

A lady had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My Goodness!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 2, 2017

teaching

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

worrier

Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help him. His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore." "I hired a professional worrier and I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

new pastor

A new pastor moved into a town, and he went out one day to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came upon this one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Whats the difference?

A little girl who was writing a school paper asked her father, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?" "It's mostly a matter of degree." the dad replied. " Let me show you what I mean". With that the dad picked up the phone and dialed a number at random. A man answered the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

hiccups

A man rushes into drugstore and asks the pharmacist for something guaranteed to stop hiccups. The pharmacist slowly poured a glass of water and when it was full he picked it up, suddenly screamed at the top of his lungs, and threw the water into the man's face. "Why did you do that?" the man yelled... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

pet lobster

A game warden stops a poacher walking along the beach and tells him he's going to fine him for taking lobsters without a permit. The poacher tells the warden the two lobsters in his hands are his pets and he was just taking them for a walk. "Nonsense," says the game warden. "It's true, it's not... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 27, 2017

psych 101

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression. She posed this question to her students: "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?"... Sign in to see full entry.