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Wednesday, February 24, 2021

uncle james

Jokes from my uncle My uncle told me these jokes years ago.... A man with a wood eye was courting a woman with a harelip. The man asked her to marry him...."Would I!" She responded excitedly....He replied "Harelip!" A man with a harelip tried to get a job unsuccessfully for several weeks. Finally he... Sign in to see full entry.

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rick

Bring a Cup My son was playing baseball in grade school. The coach calls them all over to huddle and the parents were there. The coach reminds the boys that they should have a cup. My son told him "I brought my own cup to drink from over there." as he gestures over to his soda cup. All the other... Sign in to see full entry.

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santa set

Can you get that for me? Seriously.....How does he put his shoes on to come on the set if he can't even pick up his glove off the floor when he drops it? Just asking! Yesterday as well he dropped something and then couldn't bend to pick it up and had to kick whatever it was off to the side Today I... Sign in to see full entry.

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in wrong blog

Oh yes she did! Today as the gates were opening to let in a complete sell out crowd...not even standing room available the credit card system fell asleep on the job. Yep...right as the crowd starts charging through the gates. Thankfully I had a seasoned fund raising group in the stand. I was going... Sign in to see full entry.

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Entry posted in wrong blog

Last Night II Patrice who also works in the kitchen said she noticed that I looked a lot better after seeing C. I then had my tarot cards read. Now some may say pooh or the work of the devil but this is what happened to me. She said to think of a question as I shuffled the deck. Wow! My mind kept... Sign in to see full entry.

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Never tick off the missus! II One night my exhusband invited someone over to our house to drink. We had a newborn son who had colic. They played music and drank until about 10pm. He decided to take him home and was hours late without a phone call. I spent hours rocking the son to get him to sleep.... Sign in to see full entry.

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This zero hunger water seems to be resetting my system. I feel much better. I am not as hungry anymore. Last night I filled up on 4 small shrimp tacos with rice and beans. Normally I would have filled up on chips and sauce first and then ordered more tacos because they were all you can eat! I have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 23, 2021

I was up late last night working on pulling on my poems from the blog posts and then starting books with separate themes. I had initially gone in to find all my fairy haikus to start illustrating them but then I thought I might as well do this as well so that all of them are pulled. It is quite the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 22, 2021

repost

Mardi Gras Revelers line the streets Straining at the ropes Holding them back Standing on rooftops Sitting on balconies All hoping to catch beads Gold, green and purple Different shapes and lengths Flashes of flesh hoping to garner favor Red Hurricanes Citrus Cyclones Gentle breeze carrying cajun... Sign in to see full entry.

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Your Weekly Writing Update Did you know that you used more unique words than 99% of Grammarly users? Check it out, and keep up the great work! GRAMMARLY WRITING STREAK 91 weeks 92 Next Achievement See all achievements › PRODUCTIVITY You were more productive than 99% of Grammarly users. 831,102 words... Sign in to see full entry.

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