Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Yep, that's me

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

LOL!

Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait. And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait? Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Control-Slop: Urban Dictionary Entry #6

To mindlessly and/or carelessly copy and paste important information from one report to another without making sure that the information is actually relevant to where it's being put, or in the case of spreadsheets or other financials, not bothering to ensure that the totals continue to match or... Sign in to see full entry.

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iTunes Celebrity Playlists

Okay I poked around iTunes Celebrity Playlists and looked at some of the selections by some of my favorite performers and its not that I am making fun of William Shatner. But. Five of the eleven songs in his playlist are by him. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Not impressed

I heard a military dog trainer say that dogs are able to smell every ingredient in a hamburger (bun, mayo, ketchup, mustard, tomato, onion, pickle, cheese, beef, etc). I just wish they would smell some of the bullshit coming from their owners and leave. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

My buddy Janet gives us the Wisdom of the Week

Political Correctness A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 2, 2006

Looney Zunes: An Urban Dictionary Entry

The initial euphoric furor over the new MS music player Zune. One has gone looney zunes when getting excited over the advertising and rushing out to purchase it, seeing that most of the bugs have yet to be worked out. A couple of friends go over to one of the big chain electronics stores and on the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Scott e-Vest: A possible recipe for trouble with Airport Security

Do any of you know someone who wears one of these Scott e-Vests? If so have they tried to get through Airport security with it loaded with stuff? Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 24, 2006

What part of

NOBODY LIVES HERE BY THAT NAME are you finding it difficult to GET? I've posed about this before. Since July I have been renting a phone number from AT&T which used to be a residential number. Well I got another call from some student loan outfit asking for the husband. Guy on the other end: Is Kyle... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Earth's Embassy on Mars

A student at the University of Arizona has come up with a <a href="http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/14268">clever idea</a>: Using orbital mirrors to heat the surface temp. of Mars to something habitable for humans. This would ostensibly allow astronaut researchers to live and work without... Sign in to see full entry.

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