Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Friday, November 10, 2006

Golly Gee, What'll They Think of Next?

Twisted Christmas: Twisted Sister Christmas Album Click this LINK to purchase. amazon dot com will be happy to take your money, and I'll be happy to take a commission. Sheesh Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006

A steaming double pile of Ross

Rick Perry, aided by the sideshow campaigns of Kinky Friedman and Carole Keeton Strayhorn, has managed to hold on to the governership of Texas. These kinds of Perot-ish campaigns do nothing but pull votes from one or other of the main party candidates. This is based on an assumption that enough... Sign in to see full entry.

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Rummy and out

The FORMER Sec. of Defense being shown the door. Donald Rumsfeld steps down as US Secretary of Defense. I wonder what effect this will have on that far off future date when we can get our people THE HELL out of Iraq. It will be interesting to see what things, if any, former CIA Chief Gates reverses.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 4, 2006

My Halloween Entry - Voted SCARIEST

My Contest Entry - Voted SCARIEST Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. This year's theme was a grim reaper/shadow person. I cobbled together this costume from something I bought at the seasonal store Spirit, something from eBay and something from Wal-Mart. The comments ranged from laughter to saying... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 3, 2006

John Kerry, you're no Jon Stewart

I finally watched the video and I'd like to know how that was intended to be funny. Kerry maintains that he mis-spoke...that he intended to say that if you don't do well in school you end up in the Bush administration. I maintain that the key to the character of a person is in the things that are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Player Etiquette: The Rebuttal

Before my iPod I had a PalmOne gadget with an mp3 player. Before that I had a Sony Palm OS gadget with an mp3 player. Before that I had a Handspring gadget with an mp3 player. And before that I had a CD player. And even earlier I had various flavors of cassette players. So basically I have had some... Sign in to see full entry.

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People with kids: A probable lack of understanding

I really wonder if the people I am on the phone with, who have kids in the room with them, understand that I hold the phone out at arm's length whenever their child lets out one of those 19th octave, ultra-high-pitched, blood-wrenching, spine-curdling, gut-tingling screams. Please don't take it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 28, 2006

Guess it didn't want a truckride to Florida

This past week a manatee wandered up the Mississippi River to Memphis waterways from it's normal warm water habitat. Researchers wanted to haul it by truck back to Florida. Sign in to see full entry.

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I guess G-d has not had enough yet

With whole church congregations awaiting the rapture and a series of books and several movies out on the subject, given the stuff that's happening today you might wonder why there hasn't been divine intervention yet. We all seem to keep plodding along through the years towards whatever it is we're... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Pros and Cons of Dating a Cylon

Pro: You get a girlfriend whose spine lights up during sex. Con: She may eventually lead you to betray your species to extinction. Sign in to see full entry.

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