Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Sunday, November 19, 2006

A Book Proposal for Neal Stephenson

IGNONOMICON So we can all have an atlas to navigate the blind faith and stupidity in our world. Sign in to see full entry.

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Jobs and Careers: The need for some to stop talking

...that's what you get for not having an education. -- William Atherton, Real Genius, 1985...You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq -- John Kerry,... Sign in to see full entry.

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12:15am Ghost Sighting

Dad and I went about five miles down the road to a spot away from the lights to see if we could spot any meteors. This is a place in north Austin on E. FM 734 (Parmer Ln) about a quarter mile east of the Samsung plant. It is a place where the City made an opening for a road to be cut in the future... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Imbeciles in traffic

I was stopped in the left lane with my left turn signal on waiting to turn into a driveway. Someone had pulled up behind me and stopped instead of pulling into the right lane and going around me. This person waited until the exact moment I started to turn before honking and shouting some expletive... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

In the immortal words of Forrest Gump,

...stupid is as stupid does http://www.alternet.org /stories/44254/ presented with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /The_Marching_Morons as further comment Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Stupid questions exist. Here's proof:

I just heard a caller to a talk show ask if the ancient Mayans living in 100 BC 'counted their years backwards to the time of Christ' when they were creating their calendar. Sign in to see full entry.

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The new Comeback Kid

I thought we were done with this guy. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 13, 2006

K-Fed and the Breaking of Marriage Wishes

For some people they are wishes rather than vows. They may as well say "I'd like to love, honor, cherish, forsake all others...." Sign in to see full entry.

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I didn't realize how funny this is

I am watching the 40 Year Old Virgin. I haven't been able to get all the way through it because I keep telling the guy to shut up or changing the channel every time he makes a mistake. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

NOTICE:

ATTENTION: ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE. YOU WILL BE SAFE; I'M JUST WRITING TO SAY GOODBYE. Sign in to see full entry.

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