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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Corporate Egg Sponsorship

What will they think of next? Originally uploaded by TheGirlsNY. This is an interesting twist. A watermark on the eggs. I am glad they are imprinting the "use by" info. But TV shows? So next it will be logos and then images in full color. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 5, 2007

When mixing is ill-advised

Oil and water Religion and science Religion and politics Business and friendship Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 3, 2007

Should I press charges?

I was mugged today. Two little girls knocked me down, took my money and left me this box of cookies. Nah I bought Girl Scout cookies when I was coming out of the hardware store. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

She doesn't like being called "crash"

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Friday, January 26, 2007

When titles have gone overboard

“Nice cancer...dumbass” Originally uploaded by merlinmann. I think "Chemotherapy & Radiation for DUMMIES" is taking the motif a bit to the extreme. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Memo to people trying to call me

If you are calling and have a number that shows up “Restricted” or “Unavailable” and you do not leave a message identifying who you are, you have no reasonable expectation of a call back and no right to bitch. Thank you, The guy whose phone you dialed Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 22, 2007

Stubborn stump removed from Cowboys' path

Parcells Retires Hey guys, we just got the word here at Valley Ranch. Bill Parcells has decided to retire from coaching. Here is Parcells' statement: "I am retiring from coaching football. I want to thank Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones for their tremendous support over the last four years. Also, the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Profound words

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

LOL! That sums it up!

LOL! That Sums it up! Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. Probably the best headline for what has been happening in the area, caught on the Weather channel. Sign in to see full entry.

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