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Monday, January 15, 2007

Borat wins Golden Globe for Cohen

Sacha Baron Cohen wins the GG. Well congrats, but you're still Andy Kaufmann on Crack. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Man Bags, Murses, and Man Purses

The thinking, and a lot of it is not done very well or at all, is that women have the need for many more things than men at any given time and need bags to put them in. Men on the other hand should be able to carry what they need either in their pockets or on their belt. I don't know when all this... Sign in to see full entry.

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GEICO.com: So easy a non-Xenophobe can do it

Am I the only person who thinks the geico dot com Cro-Magnon commercials are in bad taste? I really think they have a bit of a racist whiff about them. The first one was humorous, especially when the Cro-Magnons confronted the announcer. The problem is that when he was confronted he gave the same... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Antichrist: A slightly different twist on the legend

For some reason it is always assumed that the Antichrist will emerge from some country other than the United States. I have always wondered why that is. What are the prophecy mongers using as their rule of thumb to guide their origin speculations? In 1981 I was at work and a conversation started in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Tits: A new restaurant and sports bar

For Junkmale, who wanted to know what I look like. Originally uploaded by ~Misty~. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Checkwriting is in order

With the iPhone barely on the market, Apple is being sued by Cisco Systems over trademark issues. Sign in to see full entry.

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Technology: It's a priviledge, not a right

Presented without further comment. Sign in to see full entry.

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Excuse me, that's Madam Speaker to you

I really wish I could have been on Capitol Hill today to sell TUMS to all the old-fart male congressmen who had to say "Madam Speaker" for the first time in national history. It is for thinking up words like marble ceiling that I am glad she's there. Sign in to see full entry.

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Photography: My anti-stress

This past year I have had to deal with several very stressful periods of time. It was during those times that I found that if I went out and took pictures during a break or lunch I actually felt better even though a few minutes later I was back in a situation I didn't particularly care for. It seems... Sign in to see full entry.

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