Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Sunday, March 4, 2007

World of WarCrack

World of WarCrack Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 2, 2007

Julie Amero: Bizarro-world Justice

Nathaniel Hawthorne, of Scarlet Letter fame, could have used this case. I am not sure what my lawyer buddies would think about what I am saying here but there is definitely a travesty in the conviction of Julie Amero. Talk about circumstantial evidence crucifying a person. Ms. Amero could be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

New Rule

Alarm clocks are no longer permitted to be left unattended in the workplace. If you require a desk alarm you MUST take it with you each day. Thanks, Your Coworkers Sign in to see full entry.

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A Virginian apologizes and tells us to get over it

I have written separately about Virginia's resolution apologizing for slavery. Well the resolution has passed. Virginia General Assembly voted unanimously Saturday to express "profound regret" for the state's role in slavery. I'll be contacting my great-grandfather, who was a slave, via seance to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 23, 2007

A thought on the movie Demolition Man

It's been 14 years and we still don't know how to use the three seashells. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Yet another runner in the fine mesh of sanity

If you are a healthcare professional in Edinburgh, Scotland, you are cautioned against using the terms mom and dad as that might come off homophobic to some and appear offensive. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007

WTF?

Britney's new trim. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Something I will not be getting any time soon

My gut reaction is that the purpose of this bag is to ensure that the people who would otherwise give you odd looks for carrying something bizarre will be too afraid to do so. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

A terrible invention

Who in hell came up with these turnstile-based toilet paper dispensers? They have them perfectly measured to cause the paper to break off sheet by sheet when you are trying to GET PAPER!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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You know it’s time to put the headphones on and turn on the music when

your coworker stands up at his desk, waves his hands back and forth and says "EEEE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOOGIE WOO" not once, but twice. Now to wait for the other dodo bird to crash through the ceiling to mate with him. Sign in to see full entry.

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