Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

2008 White House Dream Team

President: Barak Obama Vice-President: Mitt Romney Sponsored by a need to throw a monkey-wrench in things. Sign in to see full entry.

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The Shelf Life of a Television Commercial

Am I the only one who has gotten tired of watching Cuba Gooding Jr. in Michael Jordan's underwear? This retarded advertising gimmick was obviously the little darling of someone. It was old when it first hit the airwaves. It's annoying. It's time to move on. Sign in to see full entry.

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Valerian Root: How it really works

You unscrew the cap off the bottle. Shake out two or three capsules. Re-cap the bottle. Take a glass of water in one hand. Bring the other hand with the Valerian Root capsules in it up to your mouth. Slip into a coma from the stench. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Dog scared of online cat

Check out this video: Scared dog Add to My Profile | More Videos Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

I am not surprised

The US House passes a resolution describing WWI-era killings of Armenians by the Turkish government as genocide and there are protests in the streets of Istanbul. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

"FRIENDSHIP" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.... Sign in to see full entry.

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I'll take it!

Anyone want to loan me $1.5Million for this? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Sorry it doesn't always work that way

There are people who want the freedom to misbehave publicly but have their behavior addressed in private. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 8, 2007

Bad Science

Watching Tru Calling. A character says “…you can’t get mad cow disease from eating buffalo. That’s why they call it frickin’ cow.” Actually you can, provided the buffalo ate some of that nasty cannibal madcow feed that was invented by evil people and fed to cattle years ago. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 7, 2007

Med Fest 2007

For those of you unwashed of palate, this is a Gyro. When you go to a Mediterranean deli you'll see an upright rotisserie broiler with a spinning cone of meat and someone holds a half-moon shaped pan up to it and slices off some of what they're cooking and that gets put onto a pita, slathered with a... Sign in to see full entry.

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