Saturday, November 10, 2007Those who have never followed any rulesshould not be placed in a position of setting any. Remember this whenever you hear of some new law that shifts the balance of accountability further away from the people. Remember it when you wonder why people seem to be losing their self-control more and more and why our culture seems to encourage... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, November 9, 2007Zen SarcasmsDo not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, November 4, 2007The Lilith Affair: My thoughts on changing the course of historyOkay in broad strokes, Adam issues a fool's directive telling Lilith that he's going to be on top. She says screw that and books. So we're all on the "same page," Adam is an idiot. If I had been there it would have been Ride'em Cowgirl Reverse Cowgirl What's the point of dictating shit when all it's... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, November 2, 2007Coffee and ThirstSaid at the office: "We got coffee ready for thirsty coffee drinkers" It has been my general experience that thirst is not the issue when coffee is being consumed. Sign in to see full entry.Why my consulting business failedI told Duke University that if other teams had live mascots they should keep a caged demon to take with them to the games and such. Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, October 31, 2007Cologne/PerfumeIf an hour has passed and you still cannot smell anything but your cologne or perfume, you are probably using too much. Sign in to see full entry.Give me the soul and nobody gets hurtConsulting the Book Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. We did an Egyptian theme for this year. So I bought a mask and some gold cloth and had the headdress put together (Mom does a better job with ye olde sewing machine than I ever have been able to) and used the same robe/gown from last year. I... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, October 30, 2007To the creepy dude making all the grunts & grimaces while washing his handsThe restroom is not the arena for male bonding. Since you are obviously not bleeding or otherwise in need of immediate medical attention, please SHUT UP! FINISH YOUR BUSINESS! AND LEAVE! Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, October 27, 2007The HusbandOne evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, October 26, 2007From the Friday Night Self-Deprecating Humour SeriesMy grandparents had a house next door to their minister's. I got to know Rev. Dewitty pretty well over the years and sometime during the summer after I graduated from HS I visited his church. Most of my family is Baptist. I'm one of a few "deviants" from that tradition. Well they got down the... Sign in to see full entry. |
