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Saturday, October 6, 2007

Okay I love Professor Payne

I'm watching Ghost Whisperer and Professor Payne, played by comedian Jay Mohr, and Melinda are walking towards an elevator. A security guard tells them that the elevator is being inspected by campus security. Payne pulls out his wallet, opens it up like one of those police ID/Badge wallets says... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 5, 2007

The Incredible Sandwich of Babel

I served Gyros at the Mediterranean Festival this weekend. I don't think I have heard a single word pronounced in so many different ways by so many different people in such a short period of time: Eero (actual Greek pronunciation) Hero Gero Jyro Hyro Gyro There were even arguments between people... Sign in to see full entry.

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DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

Seriously. Don't click it. Don't say the ShutterCat didn't warn you. http://thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php Resist... your temptation. Leave the unknown unknown!!!;p Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Bullfrogs & Blowjobs

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been... Sign in to see full entry.

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New specs

I got contact lenses today. I haven't worn contacts since 1981. This is an attempt to save money since I won't be having to pay an obscene amount of money for frames since I wear eyeglass frames in the 50s and the cheap ones are usually too small or look too prophylactic. So this should shave about... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Interesting case of myopia

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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

New Condition (like we’re not sicko enough already)

RDD Retention Defecit Disorder. Common memory lapse identical to CRS (Can't Remember Shit) but for those times when you don't want to say the "S" word in front of the pastor and his wife whom you just ran into at the cafeteria. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 1, 2007

Good point

I was watching Bill Maher this weekend and he was talking about how everything has gotten down to taking pills to fix health issues. He quoted a study that said that exercise was just as effective for depression as Paxil and Xanax. Then he said, in the tone of one of those drug announcers, "Ask your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Cost Cutting

Cost Cutting Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. I paid $1.49 for 100 5"x8" standard rule index cards. The goal here is to produce a 3"x5" card ruled portrait for hPDA use. The specialty 3"x5" cards run around $3 for a pack of 100. By cutting these down I was able to make 200 of what I needed for... Sign in to see full entry.

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