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Friday, October 26, 2007

How did this one get through?

In the immortal words of Britney, oops we did it again... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Circumventing the Shipping Nazis

A friend in Australia tried to order something from the US. The shipping to there was $105, however shipping within the US is free. So she had it shipped to me for free and I shipped it to her for $16. As soon as I get enough of these tricks compiled I am publishing a book. Sign in to see full entry.

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Interesting new site

Jewtube dot com Sign in to see full entry.

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Lack of organization

Once again I have something to ship and once again I am looking for the damn tape. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Six Eyes reduced to Four

Six Eyes Originally uploaded by ShutterCat7. I got contacts a couple of weeks ago. The doctor informed me that given my eyesight and age they are able to correct for distance but not reading. So I had been walking around with six eyes for a while, struggling with the reading glasses and being... Sign in to see full entry.

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Applications being accepted for Ex-Wife

I have decided that what I need is to be divorced. It appears that you get more respect after 40 being divorced vs. being single. No one asks if you're still divorced. But people can't help tacking the word still in front of single. So will all interested ladies please respond in the comment area... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Greater love hath no ghost (SPOILERS)

I was watching the Ghost Whisperer episode "No Safe Place" which aired on Friday 10/19. Melinda tries to help a ghost who was a stalking victim and ends up being the target of the stalker. So after she exposes the stalker, with the help of the ghost, he commits suicide and comes after her. As he's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 20, 2007

Laughter is not always polite

The fact that the model is wearing a pink skirt and orange heels is laughable enough on its own. But to laugh at her obvious difficulty walking is just uncalled for. =D Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Marriage

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 house,... Sign in to see full entry.

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