Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Doesn't Quite Fit

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Don't try this at home

I know that low low price on that graphic manipulating software is tempting. But. Leave the design to the professionals. We'd rather do it right the first time. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Lybia

Why hasn’t Ghadafi promoted himself to General yet? Just curious. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 8, 2007

Oops

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Everyone over 19 is already over the hill

You rev up your engine to get to 18 and spend the rest of your life riding the brake pedal. No fair. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Organ

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 1, 2007

DAMN YOU, GRAHAM NORTON

I woke up during the Graham Norton Show on BBC America. He had Barbara Catherine Bach, Tom Wopat and John Schneider from the original Dukes of Hazzard on and this guy who was singing this insane song: Bo and Luke Bo and Luke I just can't help myself I want to be shaggin' Bo and Luke I think I am... Sign in to see full entry.

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On the art of kissing

It's about losing track completely. About being totally free and totally consumed at the same time. Holding. Touching. It's about lips and skin and hands and faces and hair. If it were possible for two people to step off the world and support themselves by the energy of the kiss, that is the place... Sign in to see full entry.

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Relationships and the expectations of others

It's a compound type of pressure. It is more than peer pressure. The person is not married and not involved romantically with anyone. Then the phone rings and during the course of the conversation, the person on the other end asks how their love life is. When the response is, "I'm not seeing anyone... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 30, 2007

Apolojustification

When you start your apology with a recitation of how your day was going when you fucked up, you have already stopped apologizing. Sign in to see full entry.

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