Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Pictures Yes, Bites No

Have you ever known anyone who got sick from eating wild mushrooms? I haven't, but I understand it happens quite a lot. I just read an article by a mushroom researcher. Dr. Greg Mueller is called upon to identify thousands of mushroom species and to tell people whether they are okay or should be in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Get Over It, Pierre

He beat you. He beat you SEVEN times. That's 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, AND 2005. Stop accusing Lance Armstrong of using performance enhancing drugs. I'm sure you have other things to look down your nose at. Sign in to see full entry.

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Ayatollah Robertson?

According to this AP story on BreitBart.com, Evangelist Pat Robertson has called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez saying he is "...making Venezuela a "launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism." Here is what the CBN Website has to say about Chavez.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 22, 2005

Pens and Watches

I carry one and wear the other. A lot of people, who can afford them, don't. It could be a fashion thing. Maybe in your mind, it makes you look hipper with your bare wrist and empty pocket exposed to the world. Maybe you think you're channelling Fonzi or something. I don't know. But how cool can you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Gomer

I am convinced that if there is a Gomer Pyle, USMC movie, this guy will be picked for the lead. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

Faster Than The Speed Of A Router

Have you ever had someone click send on the wrong thing and then call you before the file has even appeared in your FTP window to tell you to delete it? Dude, wait 2 minutes. I know it's a T-1 but nothing on the net is THAT fast. Sign in to see full entry.

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Luna Bars: Am I Supposed To Feel Differently?

In my ongoing quest for a better tasting and better for you snack bar I have run across Luna Bars. On the front it says "The Whole Nutrition Bar for Women TM." So I'm in Whole foods looking at the energy bars. I stopped a woman in the aisle and asked her what was supposed to happen. She said, "I... Sign in to see full entry.

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I NEED TO GET MORE SLEEP

I got about 4 hours of sleep everyday last week. I have had something scheduled or to do each day about noon. I ended up waking about 10am and then hitting Starbuck's before going in to work. I slept more Friday night and last night. I wish I could live comfortably on 4 hours of sleep. That would... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

I Am An Orthodox Christian, And Here's Why

Someone once said, it might have been my uncle in Florida, I can't remember, but anyway, what the person said was that Black people needed to become Muslim because that was the original religion of our people. That's a bunch of crap. Islam, just like Christianity, Judaism, and a lot of other belief... Sign in to see full entry.

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Do You Want To Be On This Date Or Not? HANG UP THAT @#&@$#!!! CELLPHONE!!!

I was on a date a couple of years ago, and the woman's cellphone rang while we were in the car on the way from dinner to the theater. It was ANOTHER GUY she was dating at the time. This SOB was calling to check on her. I guess she told him we were going out. Maybe he didn't know that we had been... Sign in to see full entry.

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