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Sunday, October 3, 2010

As Mark Twain once said, "Reports of my death, were HIGHLY exaggerated."

Well, the seasons certainly ARE a-changing! Birds are gathering into huge flocks, ( shades of an Alfred Hitchcock movie, (! ) crows and geese in the hundreds & small blackbirds in flocks numbering in the TENS of THOUSANDS ) many dozens of snakes on my meal route, are becoming flattened, dry jerky strips, as they drowsily head across country roads, to enter their winter hibernation quarters, male deer have rubbed the velvet from their antlers, fawns are losing the last of their quickly fading... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 1, 2010

See the joke! Ha! Ha! Ha!

--- #yiv224870015 #yiv224870015yiv1790115605 DIV { MARGIN: 0px } Holy Prostitutes Sorry guys this one is way to cute and funny not to share - it will bring a smile to your face for the rest of the day! ENJOY! Holy Prostitutes A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

A bulb? Huh?

One Light Bulb at a Time A physics teacher in high school, once told the students that while one grasshopper on the railroad tracks wouldn't slow a train very much, a billion of them would. With that thought in mind, read the following, obviously written by a good American. Good idea... one light bulb at a time.... Check this out. I can verify this because I was in Lowes the other day for some reason and just for the heck of it I was looking at the hose attachments. They were all made in China.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Regardless of your political leanings, this is funny. President Singh? HA!

The republicans are beginning to smell blood in the water, and are anticipating victories in the upcoming mid-term elections. They are salivating at the possibility that they will be able to gut Obama's health care, credit card and banking reforms, but they will have to retake control of congress, to have any chance to turn back the clock and put their gravy train back onto the tracks. They appear to have forgotten about the presidential veto powers, but that won't stop them from stridently... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

A reprise from Jan.'09, back when we only had Hitler the cat, no Hazel yet.

Yesterday Marilyn came back into the house, looking strangely shaken, after having hooked Baby to the retractable leash that keeps him close to the porch, instead of next door, trying to hump Donnie's Doberman. Being a multi-tasker, Marilyn had also carried a plate of leftover food that had just recently turned to cat food. Somehow, our food magically transforms itself into cat food automatically, after two weeks to two months, festering in the back of our fridge. Anyway, Baby was barking his... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Will everyone have to pass through the SAME "Pearly Gates" when we die?

Given the tensions building over the emotional furor about the mosque that WILL certainly soon be built in New York City, many people agree with the mindset of that Florida pastor, Rev. HATE, (Ooops sorry, I intended to type " Jones," the mad-man, moron who truly intended to burn several hundred of those copies of the Muslim holy book, before someone talked him out of doing it, thereby effectively committing suicide) and are now passing around propaganda espousing a philosophy of hatred, like... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Mr Iacocca, Got any kid brothers or smart SONS? No? HELL 82 ain't THAT old!

Every time that I get my hopes up, over a politician, they turn out to be a liar, or are sincere but deluded, or they are outright crooked, or they are just plain incompetent. I have been disappointed or misled purposely, every single time, without fail. I am really getting tired of having my heart broken by two-faced politicians! I still think that our current president doesn't intend to do harm, but the longer things go on as they have been, it seems that more harm gets done, and very little... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I'm going to have to admit it! I'm a geezer, by EVERYBODY'S standard! Gasp!

The following is a blog that I posted almost exactly one year ago, following my last birthday........... Wait, let me rephrase that. I sincerely hope that I will have a dozen, or even TWO dozen more, additional birthdays. I ought to have said that this was following LAST YEAR "S birthday. The electrical problem is now fixed, lighting is adequate and I still look the same, however I am trying to discourage a repeat of the embarrassing, extravagant, overindulgences, that were evident during last... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 13, 2010

As though we don't ALREADY enough have to worry about, a bad NEW disease!

There is an of unheard mostly disease terrible, that strikes 10 out of one American, 15 every minutes! Verbal dyslexia it’s called. This standing-long but known-little disease, is an ailment some that Americans have been lifeing all of their fights. This disease warns without striking can, and has no regard for whatever case, reed, or crolor. It is feared that this virulent condition make a might someday leap from the verbal realm, to all visual genres, having effects the not just on spoken... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

On such a sad anniversary let's enjoy a good feeling. Go on LAUGH just once

I seldom enjoy hearing about someone else's misery. However, in this case, I'm willing to make an exception, HAPPILY! Guy This Bud's for you! You have probably read this before, but it's well worth reading again. The second part is new so please read the whole thing and then pass it on. The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of... Sign in to see full entry.

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