When hell freezes over.
Hell: The phone rings in the Maintenance department. “Hello, this is the devil, what the hell is going on over there? Perhaps you’ve noticed, we’ve frozen over.” Maintenance: “So did you have money riding against the Cubs in the World Series?” Devil: “As a matter of fact, I do, but that’s besides the point, it appears pigs are also flying, and if you think pigeons make a mess, brother you ain’t seen nothing yet.” Maintenance: “Have you checked with the finance department? Maybe you haven’t paid... Sign in to see full entry.