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Man, do they need somebody in hell that really hates the cold to make
sure that crap doesn't happen again, food4thought. They should have a couple of pyros hanging around. Those guys always have spare matches. What if Saddam was off reliving some of his better genocidal moments somewhere, maybe reminiscing with Hitler and Stalin and Pol Pot -- what then? Hours and hours of waiting. Jesus. A pyro will solve all your problems. In fact, just put a few pyros on pilot light watch and you'll never have to worry about it going out. Of course, you might want to look the other way because, well, you know, those pyros can't keep from, well, you know, uh, manipulating, uh, well... To hell with it, just hire some pyros, for god's sake... and, uh, just look the other way...
posted by
saul_relative
on April 3, 2008 at 9:09 PM
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I couldn't have said it better than Vogue has. A delightful read! sam
posted by
sam444
on March 31, 2008 at 8:02 AM
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Hell, do you have an imagination! Splendid piece.
posted by
vogue
on March 31, 2008 at 1:49 AM
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