Warped thoughts for Wednesday, March 5, 2008

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

More of Not So Dumbass’ brave predictions for the future.

The Supreme Court will once again figure into presidential politics. Only, this time instead of the presidential vote count, they will be called on to settle the Democratic nomination vote count. It will be a fight down to the wire where it will finally be an Obama – Clinton / Clintom - Obama ticket with the only question, who comes out on top? Bill is rooting for Hillary. And he hopes she wins the convention too! Should Hillary end up in the White House, look for Whitewater to rear it’s gnarly... Sign in to see full entry.

What about won’t?

Contraction compaction reaction gaining traction. Say that once real fast. We all know about ain’t. My grade school teacher used to say, “ain’t ain’t a word because ain’t ain’t in the dictionary. Well, it probably is now, damn liberals anyway. While we generally accept ain’t as a contraction, it’s really a contradiction since it isn’t contracting anything. Unless, as I’ve heard it is a contraction of aresn’t. Are is not? No, I don’t think so. But what about it’s second cousin, won’t? Look... Sign in to see full entry.

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