For sale by owner.
Oh really? In order to sell something, doesn’t one (a person or corporation) have to own it? Otherwise they couldn’t sell it, now could they? Maybe some yard sales should have a sign that reads “For sale by thief” or “For sale by fence.” Come to think of it most yard sales involve a fence in some manner. Customer: “Say, is that fence for sale?” Yard sale person: “Hey, it’s a yard sale idiot, the yard and nothing but the yard!” Customer: “But what am I going to do with a bunch of grass?” Yard... Sign in to see full entry.