Warped thoughts for Sunday, March 9, 2008

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Sunday, March 9, 2008

What’s so funny?

Headlines that are really punchlines in search of a set-up. Take for instance this one from the msn.com home page, “Gambling addict suing casino for $20million.” Wow, I guess she crapped at how much she lost at the craps table so she decided to take up America’s favorite pastime – I’m sick of working so I think I’ll sue someone so I won’t have to work the rest of my life. She says she was so bad she used wet wipes on her teeth so she wouldn’t have to leave the table, which she says she stayed at... Sign in to see full entry.

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