Worst pun discovered
From the heartland where Bovines are king comes the story of cattle rancher Doant Thet Beetall, who it was said, had a cow with a very unusual skill, unusual for any being, much less a cow. This cow could talk, and I know you’ve heard of talking cow stories before and are probably not it the m-o-o-d, but I’d be an udder fool not to regurgitate this cud of thought to chew on. With that out of the way, on to our story. This cow (named most uncreativly, Bossie) not only could talk, but she did it... Sign in to see full entry.